To kick off 2015, Distortion Productions’ own Late Night Wizard of Technical Things, Chase Dudley, infiltrated many a technical thing through untold late nights to upgrade Distortion’s internet presence. The new website features a crisp, streamlined interface which is responsive across multiple platforms—so if you’re on the go, you can swiftly preorder your favorite artist’s next album or discover Distortion's new digital downloads without hassle using your tablet or smartphone. And speaking of purchasing, remember that shady old checkout process that made you feel like you were buying illicit goods out of someone’s trunk? Well, you can still buy out of Jim Semonik’s trunk, but now you can also shop on the website with the added enjoyment and sense of security provided by Distortion’s sleek, seamless new web store.
The new website also promises a multitude of bonus features, just like your favorite superhero movies. Check back for Catalog, Distortion’s upcoming podcast promoting the label’s new releases. Though you’ll have to BYOB, Jim, Chase, and the occasional special guest are sure to become your virtual new best friends as they blast your eardrums with tantalizing musical previews and potentially kill some of your brain cells with their sporadic nonsensical banter. You can also count on a veritable smorgasbord of new content, including:
reviews of Distortion’s albums and live shows (unbiased, we promise);
propaganda on the label’s artists (also unbiased, we pretend to promise);
news about freshly-signed artists, upcoming shows, and anticipated releases (enticing, we promise);
ramblings about whatever we want because it’s our website and we’re allowed to ramble about whatever we want (educational, we promise); and
actual biographies of the Distortion Productions team (nearly-accurate ones at that, we promise).
See? We told you the website is full of promises! So go forth, ye denizens of the interwebz, and explore everything Distortion Productions has to offer. Let us know if you have questions, comments, or suggestions using our spiffy new Contact Us page. Join us, because we’re proud to join you in the 21st century.